King Petty Alert. Thats right, I am some ish on this one, so as a disclaimer, if
you‘re not ready please leave. We talkin on this one. Ohhhhhh Yes. Lot of slang so keep up with me people.
Greasy, Glistening, Sparkly, Shiny, Slick, Conniving, Dirty, Grimy, etc. You see people these gents take the cake. Just looking “guilty”or looking like “you did it” is enough for me to charge you with excessive greasiness. People who fit this criteria don’t know that they are greasy. Hell you might actually be one of them. Hahaha. There’s a few people I left off like Bobby Brown, Easy E, Teddy Riley Kirk Franklin,etc. Greasiness don’t necessarily mean that you’re a bad person. You can just look greasy. Greasiness can be hereditary and it is curable by soaking in a tub full of dawn while washing your draws. Hahahaha. All in jokes folks and you know us black people love to clown. So here’s my list.
10. Rappin 4-Tay
Rappin 4-Tay looks like the kind of cat to steal some money from you, right before he asks you for a dollar. Just Trifilin’ looking y’all. Hide ya wallets.
Oh Lionel, Ya High Yella Ass is not exempt. You can try and swoon all the ladies but I see through you. So you can take your sly greasiness and go somewhere.
8. Jesse Jackson Sr.
Yea you pug looking, not catching Martin Luther Da Kang Jr, Stealing money from black folks, Conniving, fake ass Mike Epps looking ass. Ohhhh Jesse Jackson is sholl Greasy. He looks like he would give your wife a hug and steal her pearls at the same time. In the words of Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop “Man F*&$% Jesse Jackson.
Yes I’m hating on you Bootsy, you an alright brotha but you look mighty shiny. Hell No you can’t borrow my pillowcase nor a spare toothbrush.
6. Phil Lewis aka TC from the Wayans Bros.
Oh yes, TC was the Grimiest cat in TV history. With his gold teeth and his experienced polyester blends, this cat would flat out sell you your own kids just to ask for child support. Watch out for TC y’all. Looking like he can’t be near an open flame. Hahaha.
5. Clifton Powell aka PINKY NUCCA
Yaaaasssss (I see you Lady G) Pinky is the ultimate hustler. To bad he didn’t take some strides or oxygen pads to that forehead before he decided to leave the house. Ohhhhhh he is Grimy looking. I’m talking bout peeing in the kiddie pool Grimy. Say anotha word Nucca!!
David Ruffin is greasy for so many reasons. Drugs and domestic violence aside, David Ruffin telling the Temptations that they ain’t sh#t without David Ruffin is the most classic line of all time. He looks like he would steal all ya mama’s hair products in the middle of the night, with rollers in his hair still.
OHHH Ron Isley watched R. Kelly pee on that girl, yall know he did. King Swindle at his finest. With his tax evading, hot comb using, fake preacher having self. Just Trifilin. Man stay away from him. Lmfao Mr. Big is gonna find you.
Any cat with a cigarette hanging out they mouth fits the above criteria. We all know Rick’s antics so we will just skip to #1.
No one will ever out Glisten Jermaine. He takes greasy to the moon with his clay like, molded, tickle me Elmo sweater wearing, not showering but just spraying on some brut, having ass. Yes he needs to be power washed, chisled with a jack hammer and rubbed down in some downy dryer sheets Just greasy. You can just smell his leathery, botox, fake plastic self from this side of the smartphone. Y’all better not be looking at this with A Galaxy Note 7 because u just might blow up. Hahahahhaahahahahah
So there you have it folks. Tune in next time for the Grimiest ladies of all time. Ohhhhhh huh Who will make the list
Ha….Ha….Ha…Ha! Great greazzzzzzy list!!!!
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Hahahahahahhahahaha
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AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I’m deeeeeaaaaaadddddddd! I can’t right now bruh! Did you really make this list! I am CTFUUUUUUUU!
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Hahahahahahaha I had too man. I had too. Too many greasy ass people hahahahahah
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hahahahahahahahaha! Slime balls!
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Tareau,
God don’t like ugly but Lady G do…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I laughed my ass off!
This was hilarious!
But you know what killed me?
That damned forehead trickery Jermaine Jackson is pulling!
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Now I get the picture—-greasy negros calling my phone!!!!
Stop calling me!!!!!
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Hahahaha now you know why it’s so funny. See that’s your fault for being behind. Greasy and Glistening, and shiny hahahahahahaha
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LOL!!!!
I just want greasy people to stop calling me!
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Looks like the war just ended y’all, lady g forfeits. T-Money out
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I give……
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I sent my brother a picture of the shot you have of Jermaine and these are his words, and I quote,
“That nigga forehead look like a cul-de-sac!”
His words..not mine!
If you think Lady G is crazy, my brother is off the chain!!!!
Ron is one of the only sane ones in our family 🙂
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Hahahahahahahahhaahhahaah
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No Jerome in the house?
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Hahahahaha no. All real people. Jerome is definitely a greasy mofo
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Dog I am rolling right now lmaooooooooo
All these dudes looking like we went to war in Iraq over their face n shit. Lmao @ Ronald Isley and Lionel Richie.
Look at Jermaine Jackson’s hairline lmaooo. You HAVEEEEE to do a top 10 hurt hairline list bro
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Lmfao hahahahahahaha man I will thank you for the love and the idea.
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HILARIOUS! The David Ruffin commentary was my favorite. And Ron’s eyebrows, my goodness!
I don’t think I’ve ever read such a well put together list of the most greasy! All these guys have paved the oily path for Ginuwine + K-Ci from Jodeci to make the next round.
Thanks for the laughs!
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Lmfao did you say pave an oily path that is classic hahahahahhahahahahahah
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I did 🙂
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For Ginuwine tho! I’m CTFU!
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha man I’m actually working on the ladies list right now.
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A greasy lady list! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have to see who makes the cut!
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Hahahahahahahahahaha
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The hair juice drips down his face! Yeck! I’m also pretty sure drugs are involved.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hair huice. Ok imma post my ladies list soon. Stay tuned
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought he was winning back in the day! It’s good to see that not everyone fell for the drip. LOL
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Hell nah. I hate the drip. And I am not attracted to men who look like they’d take longer in the bathroom than me to get ready to go.
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I am CTFU!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha Ginuwine looks like he would get mad that you used his moisturizer
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Man Ginuwine had all the ladies. Hahahahahahahahhaahhahaah.
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